Re: "Dear Google"

>Whatever ... I'm finding that google is not indexing pages that people
are searching for. They really need re-think their strategy ... they
are not pleasing advertisers, publishers, or anyone.

<rant>
Here is the translation:

Why the fuck doesn't ol' Google index the stuff I want to see on the
first SERPs, regardless whether I've scraped it from other sites, it
just being ads and banners, or useless and unimportant gibberish ...
that is soooooooooo unfair! ... they really need to forget that fucking
"do not evil" attitude and fuck off their users, because I the awesome
publisher of zilch in bulk have a fucking right to get listed above all
the useless fucking pages out there... finally I have to make a living
from AdSense revenue! I as the middle of the universe define SPAM as
"sites positioned above me", thus everything except of my stuff is spam
by definition. So remove all that spam and get my crap on the top of
your SERPs, and hurry up, I need to purchase some pretty expensive xmas
gifts!

Sorry Tasha, I don't know what you're publishing, it may be outstanding
stuff or crap, but your attitude makes me fucking angry. You know
nothing more than a fucking flying fart in the hurricane of what a
search engine user wants to see in search results, because you don't
care a rat's arse of your visitors, when you argue as weird as quoted
above.

Play by the rules and educate yourself if you want to play with the big
guys in the top of your SERPs. But don't bother hard working people
with brain farts like your sick posts here.
</rant>

Seriously, thoughtless and amateurish bullshit like your silly
outpourings do make me angry. My wife doesn't like me in bad mood, so
she advised me that I have to swear as much as I can if I get upset,
before I talk to her or even the kids. I did that now and I hope it
works. Better you get the full broadside than my innocent family. And
you deserve it.

As a side note, when I do a search at Google I always find the stuff
I'm searching for. I get less spam than from other engines. Google's
search results please me and gazillions of not that savvy users, that's
enough in my book to call Google a great search engine. And you can
trust me when I say that I do know how to flood a search index with
high ranking spam and useless crap in bulk. I've done that literally
from the very beginning of Web search with every engine out there, dead
or alive, until the game changed the rules. Google's quality group does
an awesome job. Because their work is pretty much effective, your (new)
stuff doesn't rank. Try to comply to their guidelines and gain fair
rankings, or search for another hobby.

Whomever I've not pissed off with this post, have a great holiday!
Sebastian

PS John, great post, but way too polite;)